Friday, August 24, 2007

The Drunken Duck

In all my experience of being around drunken / sloshed men & women, I've figured that behavior of all such people can be classified into 6 broad categories.

1. Boastful
2. Stupid Anger
3. Extreme grief
4. Mirthless laughter or happiness
5. Baseless affection / romance / sexual attraction
6. Idiotic philosophy

Can sum it all in two words - Raving lunacy

2 comments:

serendipity said...

i object!

Quest World said...

Dear Serendipity,
This is a generalised statement and if you still don't belive me ask 'Shamin Bhai Tiharwale' !