My Chaos Theory & Murphy's Law

Chaos Theory ... Butterfly Effect ... Non Linear Dynamics ... Quantum Mechanics ... Initial Conditions ... Random Orders ... Will it ... Won't It ... Maybe....

Whatever be the logic that mathematicians apply to quantum chaos - one thing is for certain whenever I want some work done it will simply not happen and even if it does not before I loose considerable amount of hair worrying about it.
Nothing ... I mean nothing ever goes right the first time !

Do I not put in the effort ? - I do ... Yes I do !
Am I a moron ? - Well nobody's perfect but I'm confident of my basic common sense...
Am I not adequately prepared ? - I just spent a week of sleepless nights working it out...

Final question - Have I lost my sanity ? - The way things are going I may BUT not yet ... not bloody just yet !!!

Time to get back and ... !

The Dilemma

Me - "I love my job"
They (vehemently) - "You're not normal"

Me (wondering) - Why ???

They - "Always remeber, your Bosses will take advantage of this"
Me - "But they are good people"
They - "Thats an illusion they create"
Me (strongly) - "No ! Not where I work !"

They - (Pause)

They - "One day you will realize and suffer"
Me - "Bosses or not - Trust is what I have in them..."
They (cut me short) - "You're mad"

Me (wondering) - Am I ???

Beauty Or The Beholder ...

I love Hollywood flicks and I've been to some really advanced countries ... I've seen my fairshare of haute couture, watached a lot of FTv, have a few model friends ... basically been there done that ... BUT... nothing and I mean nothing can prepare you / me for the 'understated' (read under dressing) of Singapore's women.

I mean the sheer size of those skirts and trust me when I say minis dont compare to these microscopic if not atomic sizes.

Well I'm not complaining ... Its just a matter of first impressions and thats my dilemma. Was I alarmed, shocked, impressed, stunned, fixated ... belive it or not I have no idea.

Now I'm not a lech and I'm proud of that and the female population of the world can rest assured that I did nothing to embarres the male of our species. The question however remains that how should a simple soul like me re-act when presented with such an emphatic vision.

(After thought) Incidently I had been wished good luck for my trip by a real close friend whose text message read "Good luk chasing volcanos n volcanic women :-) have a gud trip". I still wonder if she knew what she was saying ....