Damn

It just keeps getting worse ... will this week ever end?

I'm Tired ... Seriosuly

... Rammed Car
Dripping Wet Phone
Grouchy Boss
Overworked
Underpaid
Backache
Headache
Endless Desires ...

I don't believe in destiny but if its really something then is this it?
I need a break !!! Please...

Artificial Inflation

Earth calling Moon Rocket ...
General question No. 8 !

Why O why do some women ... Okay hold on ... This deserves a story.

It so happened that a certain Son of Adam was walking down an endless corridor of a newly developed mall in the National Capital Territory of Delhi. As his eyes flicked between a flashy Levis store and a sombre looking book shop, something caught his attention.

Stepping out of the Levis store was a polite looking young lady. There was something odd about her. In fact what was obvious about her was that compared to the rest of her proportions she was rather well endowed ... err extremely well endowed.

Now we all know that staring is not taken well in our civilised society and through the course of the human evolution the male of our species have developed a special instinct known as the ‘Scan’. Scanning enables men to check out the opposite sex in a mere 'off hand manner' without raising any eyebrows. Naturally our Son of Adam too was born with this quality.

So in complete accordance to the will of Mother Nature he scanned the lady who by this time was barely a couple of feet away from him. What he saw jolted him. Across the front of her T-Shirt were the words – “Juicy Juicy Mangoes ...”

Perhaps in the days of yore and in the Garden of Eden this Son of Adam might have reacted differently but in today’s day and age of rising inflation all he wondered was ... Produce of China or USA?

Life & Learnings

Sometimes life can teach you the cruelest of lessons.

One of them is ... Hoping against hope is foolish because hope is not strategy.
And I'm not likely to forget this one.

The Last Resort

Sometimes I feel completely torn between the fantasies of my past and the impracticality of their future.

Will the bubble ever burst? And if yes, what will it take to break this reverie?

Will a 160 feet bungee jump liberate my soul? Or a 270 degree swing at 150 kmph wake me up? Or will it take a skydive from 10,000 feet ... The truth is I don't know.

Till then, life is all about 'The Little Pink Frock & A Box of Cadbury's Gems'