Earth calling Moon Rocket ...
General question No. 8 !
Why O why do some women ... Okay hold on ... This deserves a story.
It so happened that a certain Son of Adam was walking down an endless corridor of a newly developed mall in the National Capital Territory of Delhi. As his eyes flicked between a flashy Levis store and a sombre looking book shop, something caught his attention.
Stepping out of the Levis store was a polite looking young lady. There was something odd about her. In fact what was obvious about her was that compared to the rest of her proportions she was rather well endowed ... err extremely well endowed.
Now we all know that staring is not taken well in our civilised society and through the course of the human evolution the male of our species have developed a special instinct known as the ‘Scan’. Scanning enables men to check out the opposite sex in a mere 'off hand manner' without raising any eyebrows. Naturally our Son of Adam too was born with this quality.
So in complete accordance to the will of Mother Nature he scanned the lady who by this time was barely a couple of feet away from him. What he saw jolted him. Across the front of her T-Shirt were the words – “Juicy Juicy Mangoes ...”
Perhaps in the days of yore and in the Garden of Eden this Son of Adam might have reacted differently but in today’s day and age of rising inflation all he wondered was ... Produce of China or USA?
3 comments:
Question is whether the said son of A was wondering whether the T Shirt was made in China/US or whether the contents. Not the whole contents, just the implanted ones.
hilarious ;)
Liarrrrrrrrrr... It was you who uttered those words after a full and proper 'Scanning'...
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